Sister Code

My sister and I were talking today at work about the things that are required of each other in our sister-ship. We have had these standing rules that were never really spoken but were required. We figured we better put them down in writing so we can refer back to them, kind of like a contract of sorts. I don't know any other sisters that have a relationship like we do, but feel free to borrow some of our rules/requirements :)

1) Sisters must tell the other sister EVERYTHING first (gossip, dating, engagements, pregnancies, drug overdose, etc)

2) Certain names/words can be used as terms of endearment, such as whore, slut, tramp, and any other words you and your sister decide upon in advance of using the such name.

3) It is OK to grab each others butts, regardless of the situation. Just be prepared for stares, glances and obscene gestures when done in public.

4) Any kind act will win you a spot as the FSE (favorite sister ever) or the BSE (best sister ever). Any negative act may result in you becoming the LFSE (figure it out on your own) or the word slut or whore may be used in this situation as well.

5) When getting a hair cut or a pedicure you are required to invite your sister along, you don't have to pay for her, but she must be invited.

6) When attempting an project of any kind, whether it be moving or making a cake, you must first see if the sister is interested in helping or assisting. Sister code obligates assistance in these matters.

7) If one sister has a makeup line, underwear sticking out of pants or something in your teeth, sisters are obligated to notify said sister.

8) When going to lunch, if sisters work at or near the same location, they must invite sister to go with them, especially if an FHC is involved.

9) When one sister runs out of gas in the middle of night the other sister, after taking a moment to laugh and mock, must go and rescue sister.

10) When doing activities in a group, sisters should never leave the other behind. ie Disneyland, Skiing, hiking, etc.

I am sure there are others and we will add to them as time goes and things change but these are what works for us.